Delicious (18 April 2017)
The other reviewers who gave this 1/10 are pathetic, honestly, they're either competitors trying to bring this juice's ratings down or in-the-moment-tantrums who didn't quite get what they wanted and childishly thought to mark it a 1.
This juice is every bit a part of the range of milk & strawberry flavours you'll get all over the place. It's less nutty than Mother's Milk, and a touch more sweet than Unicorn Milk, though no less thick and creamy. It's less jammy than Strawberry Queen Knight, it's a sweeter Lost Fog Streek (which I love).
No reasonable person would ever give this less than 5/10 no matter what their tastes, and no-one who even vaguely enjoys milk and strawberry would give it less than 8/10. Personally, it get's 10/10, it's the indulgent creamy strawberry milkshake I love. No dryness like mother's milk, no harshness like mr Macaron (although I do enjoy that in it's place), just soft, smooth cream and strawberry clouds.
I think I slightly prefer Unicorn Milk, it seems just a tiny bit 'fuller'?? than this, but this is a 10/10 2nd best strawberry cream flavour for me. ignore the negative reviews, it's just a silly internet thing - this is the best thing in my juice drawer right now, I can't believe the price I got it for.